QUESTION #9

Shouldn't there be a question mark after the word "say"? 

QUESTION #8

 Why/Was John Watson's sister Harriet not at the wedding?

John revealed in "AScandal in Belgravia" that Harriet has given up drinking.

Deep thoughts with Ben #2

"What? Is there something on my face?"

Deep thoughts with Ben #1

 "No one can see my busting shirt buttons in with this coat." 

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 "Does this scarf make me look fat?"

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 "Who is the little blonde munchkin in my scene?" (Martin) 

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 "This is not as good as RedTube." (adult website) 

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 "Whose that Sexy guy in the Scarf?" Ben wonders watching playback.

Sherlock Thoughts #1

"I need to get a fake girlfriend or I'm going to end up rubbing off the varnish on my violin." ~ Sherlock

Fake Sherlock Song #2

(FYI:  I create it myself ~ not Ben)

http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/

What Do You Want To Be Sherlock Holmes?
    - In the style of The Village People

by Benedict Cumberbatch

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you Deduce?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you Solve the Case?

In Mind Palace!
Yes, you can Deduce!
In Mind Palace!
Yes, you can Solve the Case!
In Mind Palace!
Come on now Sherlock Holmes, make a stand.
In Mind Palace!

Sherlock Holmes, Deduce.
I said, Sherlock Holmes, Solve the Case.

It's sexy to smile in Mind Palace.
It's sexy to smile in Mind Palace.

They have investgate,
You can Deduce.

It's sexy to smile in Mind Palace.
It's sexy to smile in Mind Palace.

They have clues,
You can Solve the Case.

Sherlock Holmes, are you listening to me?
I said, Sherlock Holmes, what do you want to be?
I said, Sherlock Holmes, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

Ship It.

And...

It's sexy to smile in Mind Palace.
It's sexy to smile in Mind Palace.

Fake Sherlock Song #1

http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/

Create your own!

(FYI:  I create it myself ~ not Ben)

Living For Cluedo in a Black Cab
    - In the style of The Beatles

by Benedict Cumberbatch

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your John,
I want to hold your John,
I want to hold your John.

Oh please, say to me,
You'll let me Solve the Case.
And please, say to me,
You'll let me Play Cludo.
Now let me hold your John,
I want to hold your John.

Imagine there's no adventures.
It's easy if you try.
No cases in Mind Palace,
Above us only Friends.
Imagine all the people,
Living for Cluedo...

You may say I'm a not good,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will become Sherlocked.

All you need is Ship it.
All you need is Ship it.
All you need is Ship it, Ship it.
Ship it is all you need.

We all live in our black Cab, 
Black Cab, black Cab,
We all live in our black Cab, 
Black Cab, black Cab.

Oh yeah!

Create your own Album (Goof)

Here is some more Fun. Make one for yourself. Read mine & LOL 
http://says-it.com/record/

Walk of Fame Goof

Whose started the FaceBook page to make this happen? Anyone? Someone RUN WITH IT. 

Sherlock in the Cafe (Goofs)

 "I don't know let me see.... a fried egg, two sausages, mushrooms, baked beans, tomato slices and two half-slices of buttered toast and yes they do call it a full English breakfast. Your favorite according to Ms. Hudson." (from The Sign of Three episode)

"Statistical methods can summarize say they will spit in my food if I send it back."

"John my statistical methods can summarize that this place has not passed the health inspecting code is nearly 40 percent."